Beacher's MadhouseNovember 17, 2011
New Club of the Year Entry
Name of Club: Beacher's Madhouse
Square Footage: 2,000
Open Date: March 26, 2011
We are pleased to present you our Vaudeville-inspired nightclub and theater, Beacher's Madhouse for consideration of the 2012 Nightclub & Bar Awards "New Club of the Year Award." The new Beacher's Madhouse Theater is a tribute to Hollywood's iconic past as well as a giant leap forward into the 21st century of entertainment.
Visitors enter through a secret passageway hidden inside of a library bookcase at the prestigious Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel to find themselves surroundd by a selection of stills from Mr. Beacher's personal collection of rare, classic photos from the early 1900s. Proceeding down a hallway lined with antique mirrors, guests enter the 2,000-square-foot theater formerly called the Cinegrill, which was the home of the first legendary Oscar Awards held in Hollywood.
Parched patrons can order a variety of beverages from either of the two full-service bars. The first bar is modeled after the original Cinegrill bar from the 1930s while the other one is a spectacle only Jeff Beacher could create. The mini-sized midget bar hosts the first and only midget mixologist where standing-room guests can walk up, look down and order custom mar-Tinys or four-inch mini bottles of liquor. Seated guests throughout the theater will be treated to the world's first and only Flying Midget Bartenders, who sail over a sea of Hollywood's elite and descend to deliver bottles and then wave goodbye to stunned and amazed guests as they rise again and fly away.
Featuring the nation's top vareity acts, side-show freaks, little people, stilt walkers, exotic burlesque dancers, live monkeys and goats and world-renowned acts such as the Madhouse Oompa Loompas, Tiny Kiss, Mini Lady Gaga, Mini Britney Spears, the planet's largest stripper at 6'7'' inches, and the world's smallest stripper at 1'11''. Fans also are invited to take part in the legendary audience participation contests including Karaoke Rockstar and Dance Idol competitions. Our audience is filled with the most beautiful women on eartch, making this VIP red carpet phenomenon a see-it-to-believe-it experience.
Since our grand opening in April 2011, Hollywood's elite have been frequenting our theater. Stars such as Johnny Depp, Leonardo Dicaprio, Ryan Seacrest, Ashton Kutcher, Sandra Bullock, Heidi Klum, Mel Gibson, Mick Jagger, Eddie Murphy, Bob Saget, Joe Jonas, John Mayer, Steven Tyler, Zac Efron, Mila Kunis, Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, Vin Diesel, Quentin Tarantino, Kid Rock, Jaime Foxx, Eva Longoria, Brian Grazer, Michael Bay, as well as our creative director Kelly Osbourne and her rock 'n' roll family Sharon, Jack and Ozzy continue to grace our theater.
Only open Wednesdays and Saturdays, we have instantly become the hottest, most sought-after nightlife destination in the world. Since opening, we have been selling out non-stop, celebrity-packed shows. We have grossed an astronomical $1.2 million in our first quarter. April to June and $1.3 million, July to September. We continue to steadily increase in revenue with only 12 exclusive tables inside the venue. As a result, our theater averages $25,000 per hour for the 16 hours we are open per month.